being an adult fuckin sucks it’s like oh yeah i have to walk a mile and a half today to burn enough calories so that i can fit a white claw into my consumption today without going over my self-imposed limit for caloric intake in this stupid app in my hell screen. i miss being a kid and eating like a full ice cream cake and then throwing up right after and being fine lmao

samarweaving:

How do I feel… I feel like taking my clothes off, I feel like causing extraordinary amounts of property damage. I feel like i wanna scream, wanna fuck, like twisting limbs. And breaking bones… I feel great Mark.

Mayhem (2017) dir. Joe Lynch

goryfluff:

Mayhem (2017) dir. Joe Lynch

rudegirlsusie:

yahenni:

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

omgcheckplease:

A bookplate for the good person at Blue Willow Bookshop! They bent over backwards to help me get copies of Check, Please!: Sticks & Scones signed and to readers last month. Thank you! 🍂!🦞!

C A N O N

listen to me. listen.

i would die for bob.

omgcheckplease:

Comic 4.26 - “Check, Please!” 🥧

omgcheckplease:

Dex: Oh my god, they don’t need an entire newsletter, Nursey. Just say we’re doing good!

Nursey: You mean…we’re doing well?

celesse:

Every island is tarantula island. Do you know how much bridges cost

omgcheckplease:

☆ comic 4.22 is up on checkpleasecomic.com! ☆